We remove pet waste at the speed of light…Almost
Our Services
“The Satellite”
Weekly Clean
Our Weekly Clean isn't just a bestseller; it's your yard's best defense against chaotic droppings! Regular maintenance keeps your space tidy and poop-free, perfect for risk-free backyard living. After all, no one should have to step in or scrape off… anything.
“Dark Matter Lite”
Bi-Weekly Clean
A Bi-Weekly Clean from Dark Matter Pet Waste Removal is a great option for less frequent waste accumulation. Ideal for pet parents who want a consistently clean lawn but don’t require weekly service.
“Lunar Cycle”
Twice-a-Week
If you have multiple dogs or there’s heavy waste build up that you need to send into orbit more frequently, this is the option for you! Oh, and twice-weekly cleanings reduces odor and bacteria quicker.
“The Hibernation”
Spring Cleaning
Got everything else ready for the backyard BBQ but forgot to scoop the poop? Fear not! Our One-Time Clean service is here to save the day! Perfect for sprucing up your space once or twice a year, we'll clear out the pup nuggets and make your yard a poop-free paradise. Say goodbye to hidden surprises and hello to a clean yard — have a great BBQ!
“The Big Bang”
One-Time Clean
Got everything else ready for the backyard BBQ but forgot to scoop the poop? Fear not! Our One-Time Clean service is here to save the day! Perfect for sprucing up your space once or twice a year, we'll clear out the pup nuggets and make your yard a poop-free paradise. Say goodbye to hidden surprises and hello to a clean yard — have a great BBQ!
Interstellar Service!
Arrival Text - We’ll let you know when we’re on our way. No need to be home, we’ll take care of it!
Closed Gate Photo - Before we leave, you’ll receive a photo of your locked gate because security matters and so does your peace of mind.
Easy-to-Use Customer Portal - manage your service, update your cleaning schedule, and make payments easily through our customer-friendly online portal.
Professional Staff - We arrive on your property wearing professional Dark Matter Pet Waste uniforms.
Earn Rewards with Our Referral Program - We love referrals and offer an easy and generous referral program!
Satisfaction Guaranteed - not just words to Dark Matter. We scoop each yard like it was our own, and are grateful for the trust you place in us! If you’re not happy, we’ll make it right!
